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Soft, lived-in comfort with a bold, sardonically playful edge. This garment-dyed tee drapes relaxed and substantial, carrying a muted vintage look that makes the dark, cheeky slogan and dripping-lip illustration feel like an inside joke shared between friends. It layers easily under jackets or stands alone with jeans and boots. Wear it when you want to signal dry humor and low-key confidence — nights out, casual meet-ups, or when you’re simply leaning into a moody, city-ready vibe.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams)
- Available S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
I'd Compel You But You're Already Obsessed T-Shirt
$22.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort
- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Double-needle stitched seams and tubular knit (no side seams)
- Available S–4XL, pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean